The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Love is like peeing your pants, everyone can see but only you feel the warmth.

A garage sale is actually a Garbage sale but the "b" is silent.

I am nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

I will bet you $50 I have a gambling problem.

I make apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.


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